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No Man Knows My Pastries: The Secret (Not Sacred) Recipes of Sister Enid Christensen by Roger B. Salazar and Michael Wightman

April 1, 2016 By Donna Quixote Leave a Comment

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No Man Knows My Pastries: The Secret (Not Sacred) Recipes of Sister Enid Christensen by Roger B. Salazar and Michael Wightman
No Man Knows My Pastries: The Secret (Not Sacred) Recipes of Sister Enid Christensen by Roger B. Salazar and Michael Wightman

Not only is the title of this book fabulous, look at that cover! WOW. I’m sure we’ve all seen those Worst Album Covers collections, but I’m thinking if we find a few more covers like this, we’ll have to start a Worst Book Cover collection!

What’s great is that book is a faux cookbook that is supposed to appeal to Mormons. Here’s the official description –

“A Marvelous Work with Wonder Bread,” “Jesus-Fed-the-Multitudes Tuna Helper,” and “I Knead Thee Every Hour Rolls” are among the special heirloom recipes reluctantly shared by Sister Christensen in No Man Knows My Pastries. This faux cook book chronicles the special love affair Mormons have with lowbrow eating and provides easy, step-by-step directions for preparation of the likes of bologna mock chicken wings.

Darn it! Now I know we should’ve bought this book, it would’ve gone great with my temple garment! 🙂

No Man Knows My Pastries: The Secret (Not Sacred) Recipes of Sister Enid Christensen by Roger B. Salazar and Michael Wightman
No Man Knows My Pastries: The Secret (Not Sacred) Recipes of Sister Enid Christensen by Roger B. Salazar and Michael Wightman
No Man Knows My Pastries: The Secret (Not Sacred) Recipes of Sister Enid Christensen by Roger B. Salazar and Michael Wightman
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